Friday, October 28, 2005

Vodka

It assaults the tongue
And dry humps it
Until the offended member
Is forced out of the mouth

3 comments:

Lil' Sparrow said...

*cough* yeah, not the prettiest, but, that's what it feels like when you throw back a drink you were supposed to sip.

Anonymous said...

And HOW would you know? - Gypsie

Lil' Sparrow said...

At my grandmother's birthday party, she and her sister were drinking their Vodka, and Dad went to the bathroom. Enjoying those special inside jokes, they poured a little into a cup for me and my brother to taste. He took a sip and didn't react, so naturally, I drained the rest of it and reacted.